The following is a play by play of UFC 79: Nemesis’ main card. Enjoy.
Huzzah the operatic opening which means we have bought the pay-per-view properly. That heavy metal song, which you would only listen to if it is accompanied by the UFC introduction plays as the various highlight reels of the participating fighters shows.
Mike Goldberg kicks us off with his usual intro and wishes us a happy new year. He bring in his “partner as always” Joe Rogan and they are both sporting (quite obviously) watches from one of their major sponsors.
After a bunch of Goldberg segues from sponsor names and Joe Rogan’s usual array of over the top hyperbole we get into the first fight of the main card.
Melvin Guillard vs. Rich Clementi
The introduction features both fighters exchanging insults while Mike Goldberg gives as many differing words for Bad Blood as he can. Clementi enters the Octagon first, followed by Guillard who classfully gives Clementi the finger. “No Love” in return gives Clementi a “right here” motion by grabbing his crotch.
Round 1
The first round is brought to you by Harley Davidson. Seriously it is the only motorcycle worthy of being in the octagon…
Fight starts as they circle. Feeling each other out. Gullard throws a wild pointless punch. Clementi throws a good inside left kick. They continue to circle. Another pointless punch by Guillard followed by a good couple of punches and then another wide punch that missed by a mile. Another good kick by Clementi. Another good leg kick by Clementi which caused Guillard to run in throwing wild punches… none of which connected. They engage and Clementi picks up Guillard with a body lock. It is kind of awkward for a second as Clementi keeps Guillard in the air but finally takes him down. Clementi has Guillard’s back in a weird position but they eventually stand up and go down and then up again. Guillard breaks free and lands some heavy punches. They go to the canvas with Guillard on top and Clementi reverses with an omaplata. Clementi is in side control and grabs Guillard’s back when he tries to stand. He flattens Guillard out with a body triangle and sinks in the rear naked choke. Guillard taps, Clementi does his “right here” motion above Guillard’s head, Guillard doesn’t take to it too kindly. Rich Clementi is victorious via Submission (rear-naked choke) at 4.40 of the first round.
Good performance by Clementi, but Guillard turned in a typical Guillard performance. That being, he talked a big game, didn’t deliver and then was classless in defeat.

